aardvark (ard-vark) n. a large burrowing nocturnal African mammal (Orycteropus afer of the order Tubulidentata) that has extensile tongue, powerful claws, large ears, and heavy tail and feeds on ants and termites. WARNING: Should not be used in conjunction with the words "snark" and "coupling" Disclaimer: The author is subject to no stated or implied liability for the possible hazardous effects resulting from the appearance of the words "snark", and "coupling" in this definition. If you really thought they wouldn't be here, you get what you deserve. Return to The Snark, Coupling, and Aardvark Page

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